Thou Shall Not Mess With Granny Tote Bag

This sturdy tote brings a little attitude to everyday errands. The bold “Thou shall not mess with granny” line reads like a private wink—funny, protective, and lived-in. It wears easily over an arm or shoulder when you’re running to the market, ferrying library books, or folding into the passenger seat on the way to a craft fair. The roomy boxed corners and medium-weight polyester hold groceries, knitting projects, or a stack of mail without sagging. Reinforced handles and clean, matching seams mean it keeps its shape and keeps up with a busy rhythm. It’s the kind of bag that announces someone’s humor and no-nonsense care—grace with backbone.—a little laugh, a lot of usefulness.

Product features
- 100% polyester medium-weight body—durable and quick-drying
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners for added capacity and structure
- Seamless-matching inner stitching and clean hems
- Available in three sizes with five handle color options and non-woven laminated interior

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.